Things that I want to do when I am a real adult and Things that I want to do since I am not
Wake up early in the morning, have a cup of coffee and read the funnies
Get paid to write and perform
Have weekends and summers off
Guest star on the office as Pam’s new step sister after her mom gets remarried
Have a dishwasher
Publish a play
Have women over for book clubs or wine drinking
Be the one who wins on Glee
Have a housekeeper
Have a housekeeper
Own something big that I can take a Sunday to paint
Host/be a cast member on SNL
Have a black lab named Ninja
Get good at yoga
Game Nights
Game Nights
Personal trainer
Produce a film
Work for an event planner
Have a fashion sense and be fashion savvy
Have a strong, classy and full liquor cabinet
Get interviewed by Conan O’Brien
Own a fancy globe thats sit next to a fancy couch
Have time to be in shape
Make people laugh
Make people laugh
Have a cat named Fred
Act with Ben Affleck
Theme Parties
Theme Parties
Stress about the electric bill only because I am trying so hard to go green
Nail an audition
Own a convertible again
Write something groundbreaking
Buy my parents a trip
Feel pretty from time to time
Buy my future nieces and nephews a puppy and be “Cool Aunt Alison”
Belt a song on a professional stage
Maybe be a parent
Surprise myself
Be happy
Be happy
Be happy.