A Definitive List Of All My Past Halloween Costumes

I love Halloween and I will dress up for it until the day I die. In fact, I think I have had more fun in my adulthood Halloween costume choices than my childhood costumes (though to be honest, 4^th Grade Alison was pretty fucking hilarious).

So that said, I bring you:

A Definitive List Of All My Past Halloween Costumes

Childhood

1. Pre-school – Ghost
2. Kindergarten – Sleeping Beauty
3. 1^st Grade – Tiger Lily
4. 2^nd Grade – Jack In The Box
5. 3^rd Grade – A Masquerade Attendant
6. 4^th Grade – Kerri Strug
7. 5^th Grade – Dorothy (part of a Wizard of Oz group costume)
8. 6^th Grade – A French maid (part of a Mansion Help group costume)
9. 7^th Grade – Jay (group costume, Silent Bob)
10.  8th grade thru Senior Year – Nothing (too cool for school years)

College

1. 11. Freshman Year – A Pregnant Hooker
2. Sophomore Year – Pinocchio (couple costume, Gipedo, also group costume, Disney characters)
3. Junior Year – The Devil Wearing Prada
4. Senior Year – Oscar the Grouch (group costume, Sesame Street)

Post College Chicago/Colorado

1. 2009 – Carmen Sandiego
2. 2010 – Sumo Wrestler
3. 2011 – Frida Kahlo
4. 2012 – Jesse From Breaking Bad (couples costume – Heisenberg)
5. 2013 – Bob Ross
6. 2014 – Calvin (couples costume – Hobbes)
7. 2015 – Batman
8. 2016- Stay Tuned!!!!!!!!!!!

– One L

“I put a spell on you…” – Jay Hawkins

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