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Cinco de Mayo
looked fun
For my sister-in-law, the mother-to-be
She set up piñatas, her marg was booze free
She had fun fun
On cinco de mayo
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A puppy in dirt
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Oh that’s a cute skirt
I can’t
Pull off that look, my stomach’s too squish
My skin is too pasty, and I have no tush
To feel good good
In that cute little skirt
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Stop with comparing
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That’s oversharing
No one
Wants pictures of that, hangnails on your toes
The stitches you got, or other things gross
It’s all barf, barf
Stop TMI-ing (Tom)
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The day is over
And all we have to show for is
tired eyes
– One L
“and death i think is no parenthesis” – e.e. cummings