Other Names To Call Trump So You Don’t Have To Refer To Him As The President

 

1. Dumpy
2. 45
3. Big Haircut
4. Donny “The Lips”
5. Smally D
6. The “Grabber”
7. Guy who makes Voldemort look good
8. Biff with the Almanac
9. Tang Face
10. Chad
11. Potato Head’s Cousin, Mr. Squash Noggin
12. Just this emoji: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13. A Douche Has No Name
14. Nope
15. Worst Case Scenario
16. The “Eventually Impeached”
17. Rage Inducer
18. Sha-zam Timeline Dude
19. The “I’m Creepy On Many Levels” Guy
20. The “AHHH HE HAS THE CODES” Person
21. Alt Larry
22. The “not so bright” Bart
23. Humbert Humbert
24. D.J. Tanner (which would totally be his disk jockey name)
25. The “Unhumanizer”
26. Melania’s first husband
27. GOP of GOOP
28. Eventual Florida Resident
29. Bad At Lying
30. Tweet McTweeterson
31. The Guy I Will Never Meet Even If I Got Invited To The White House
32. Insane In The Membrane
33. Rump
34. Dump
35. Stump
36. Non-Creative Tower Namer
37. Dicktator
38. That Racist Guy We Have To Listen To
39. The “Let’s Not Forget That He Accused Obama Of Not Being An American Citizen”
40. Pants On Fire
41. Ruiner
42. Ivanka’s Estranged Dad
43. Billy Bush’s Buddy
44. Spray Tan Punch Card VIP
45. Gross
46. Not Obama
47. Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?
48. Blood Boiler
49. Wrong Wrong Wrong
50. The Guy Who Made Me More Involved In Politics Than I’ve Ever Been So He Best Be Ready For The Uprising

– One L

“Oh what’s in a name?” – You know.

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