Other Names To Call Trump So You Don’t Have To Refer To Him As The President


  1. Dumpy
  2. 45
  3. Big Haircut
  4. Donny “The Lips”
  5. Smally D
  6. The “Grabber”
  7. Guy who makes Voldemort look good
  8. Biff with the Almanac
  9. Tang Face
  10. Chad
  11. Potato Head’s Cousin, Mr. Squash Noggin
  12. Just this emoji: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  13. A Douche Has No Name
  14. Nope
  15. Worst Case Scenario
  16. The “Eventually Impeached”
  17. Rage Inducer
  18. Sha-zam Timeline Dude
  19. The “I’m Creepy On Many Levels” Guy
  20. The “AHHH HE HAS THE CODES” Person
  21. Alt Larry
  22. The “not so bright” Bart
  23. Humbert Humbert
  24. D.J. Tanner (which would totally be his disk jockey name)
  25. The “Unhumanizer”
  26. Melania’s first husband
  27. GOP of GOOP
  28. Eventual Florida Resident
  29. Bad At Lying
  30. Tweet McTweeterson
  31. The Guy I Will Never Meet Even If I Got Invited To The White House
  32. Insane In The Membrane
  33. Rump
  34. Dump
  35. Stump
  36. Non-Creative Tower Namer
  37. Dicktator
  38. That Racist Guy We Have To Listen To
  39. The “Let’s Not Forget That He Accused Obama Of Not Being An American Citizen”
  40. Pants On Fire
  41. Ruiner
  42. Ivanka’s Estranged Dad
  43. Billy Bush’s Buddy
  44. Spray Tan Punch Card VIP
  45. Gross
  46. Not Obama
  47. Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?
  48. Blood Boiler
  49. Wrong Wrong Wrong
  50. The Guy Who Made Me More Involved In Politics Than I’ve Ever Been So He Best Be Ready For The Uprising

– One L

“Oh what’s in a name?” – You know.


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